Office by Alex Penny
IT ACTUALLY WORKS WHARTV IS THIS IAM YELLIGN
OMFHADKFG SDGFOMG THIS IAS I DONT FUCVKINFG EVEN
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Turritopsis nutricula.
These motherfuckers, regenerate.
Doctor Who shit.
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The morning of the first day I’ll be so pumped up, running about the place -
But about 1 class into the day I’ll remember what a snore school can be -
Meanwhile the teachers are getting crazy talking about class and going over the same set of rules ten thousand times -
And i can’t help but feeling like shouting -
By the end of the day I am so filled with joy that the last bell rang I feel like daning up and down the halls -
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“The gooey stuff you are looking at isn’t ice cream! It’s Mc Donald’s chicken Mc nuggets!!! I’m not kidding, that’s about 4000 chickens right there compressed and crushed, don’t you just feel hungry from just looking at it? Well then read how it’s made:
Basically the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve – bones, eyes, guts, and all.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be re-flavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
Keep in mind that both the ammonia and coloring is technically labeled as poisonous!”
Article here.
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